I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Houston, we have a squirter
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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