I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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