Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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