I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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