do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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