What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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