In the future we'll all be gay
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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