What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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