But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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