why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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