Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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