Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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