u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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