covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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