I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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