Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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