Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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