We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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