official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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