all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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