Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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