You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
