I just cut my nipple shaving
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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