hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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