I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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