stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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