please come you make the beer taste better
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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