What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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