Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize