Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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I need you to use more vowels.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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