escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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