yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Randomize
