We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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