What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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