belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Randomize
