You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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