You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Randomize
