I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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