pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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