i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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