I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
