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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?

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  Maybe for her....

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  Her problem, not mine

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs

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• (315): View more from New York

  There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.

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