I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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