Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize