i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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