That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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