Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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