People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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