CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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