I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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