Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm really busy with my period
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