Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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