I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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