He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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