Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Let the clothes fall where they may.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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