I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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