I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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